A downloadable dumb game for Windows

What the hell is this?

> Short answer: Garbage!

An experiment in RPG Maker VX Ace, probably my first game at all. Never done anything full-scale in RPG Maker, so I wanted to try as an exercise. One of my main objectives is to not add anything new in terms of graphics, so no custom/DLC tilesets/face sprites. I wanna see what I can do with just the vanilla stuff.

This is only meant as proof of concept and not meant to be good, at all. I mean, I won't make it bad on purpose, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to make it not bad, if you catch my drift.


Story

> Story?

Accompany MC on his journey to visit a tree, visit his grandpa, stop the Dark Lord, and save the world. His adventure also (potentially) includes fishing, disturbing the dead, losing a finger, bothering childhood friends, finding a b*mb, blowing up mountains, and more!


How do I play this?

> I mean, you really shouldn't...

If you're looking for the installation instructions, scroll down. 

  • Z/Enter/Space to proceed text/confirm
  • X/Esc to deselect/open inventory
  • Arrow keys to move around/navigate menus
  • Alt-Enter to fullscreen the game
  • Alt-F4 to quickly close the game (or any other piece of software you don't particularly like)

Warnings

> Yippee!

  • Bugs (duh)
  • Cuss words (Wow! F***!)
    • Don't show your mom.
  • Horrible story (generic)
  • Horrible characters (generic)
  • Horrible dialogue (blatant 4th wall breaking)
  • Metric ton of sarcasm
  • Game references
    • Disturbing, considering the dev hasn't played half the games they're referencing
  • A bad player experience in general
    • If a game has fishing in it, you know you're in for a ride. A bad one.


StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
Authorsunner
GenreAdventure
Made withRPG Maker
TagsRPG Maker
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard

Download

Download
themostgenericrpgpossible_alpha_v1.0.5.exe 191 MB
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themostgenericrpgpossible_alpha_v1.0.4.exe 191 MB
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themostgenericrpgpossible_alpha_v1.0.3.exe 190 MB
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themostgenericrpgpossible_alpha_v1.0.2.1.exe 188 MB
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themostgenericrpgpossible_alpha_v1.0.2.exe 188 MB
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themostgenericrpgpossible_alpha_v1.0.1.exe 188 MB
Download
themostgenericrpgpossible_alpha_v1.0.0.exe 188 MB

Install instructions

This game is meant for Windows devices, but if you're on Mac/Linux, you can try following the steps on this forum post.

[THE FOLLOWING INSTALL INSTRUCTIONS ARE FOR WINDOWS]

After installation, run the exe, and allow it to extract into a folder. Then open that folder and run game.exe. Be not afraid if it suddenly goes fullscreen and screws with your resolution.

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