Some Generic RPG

What the hell is this?

> Short answer: Garbage!

An experiment in RPG Maker VX Ace, probably my first game at all. Never done anything full-scale in RPG Maker, so I wanted to try as an exercise. One of my main objectives is to not add anything new in terms of graphics, so no custom/DLC tilesets/face sprites. I wanna see what I can do with just the vanilla stuff.

This is only meant as proof of concept and not meant to be good, at all. I mean, I won't make it bad on purpose, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to make it not bad, if you catch my drift.

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Story

> Story?

Accompany MC on his journey to visit a tree, visit his grandpa, stop the Dark Lord, and save the world. His adventure also (potentially) includes fishing, disturbing the dead, losing a finger, bothering childhood friends, finding a b*mb, blowing up mountains, and more!

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How do I play this?

> I mean, you really shouldn't...

If you're looking for the installation instructions, scroll down. 

• Z/Enter/Space to proceed text/confirm
• X/Esc to deselect/open inventory
• Arrow keys to move around/navigate menus
• Alt-Enter to fullscreen the game
• Alt-F4 to quickly close the game (or any other piece of software you don't particularly like)

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Warnings

> Yippee!

• Bugs (duh)
• Cuss words (Wow! F***!)
  • Don't show your mom.
• Horrible story (generic)
• Horrible characters (generic)
• Horrible dialogue (blatant 4th wall breaking)
• Metric ton of sarcasm
• Game references
  • Disturbing, considering the dev hasn't played half the games they're referencing
• A bad player experience in general
  • If a game has fishing in it, you know you're in for a ride. A bad one.